Wednesday, August 4, 2010

No One Is To Blame

PS, I like that Howard Jones song. :) Reminds me of mah li'l sis, V.

I've been noticing a few things lately:
1. How come gnats always seem to congregate at eye/face level, in the middle of the sidewalk?

I know there are a lot of gnats. But seriously, they are always at face level. Does anybody who's not 5'6" have this problem?!?!?!

2. My brain seems to be full of useless information.
How come I can't tell you certain aspects of my job that I clearly should know, and know well, and be able to explain to a complete stranger/novice, but I can describe the latest happenings of several celebrities? It just seems unfair. I don't even want to know what endorsements the famous have or where they went last week or who they are currently with, and yet my poor brain records every fact and retains it. How come I can't retain the meaningful stuff?!?! ARGH.

3. How is it that being irritated is so easy, especially over little things, and being happy, even over big things, seems to be a much greater challenge for many of the people I know?

4. Some girls do all the dating. Some people always reach out to the other person in the 'relationship.' Some people have no-touchy bubbles at least a yard wide. We're just different. There's no getting around it, even if we want to.

5. Why is it that when you drink several kinds of alcoholic beverages in a night that your hangover is worse the next day than it would be if you just drank vodka?

6. I seem to be one of the dwindling few who  the who hopes Facebook perishes soon.

7.  I prefer green grapes to red ones. Oh, the horrors. when did this happen?

8. Grouchy really does not wear well.

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