Angel: If you can't say something nice, don't say anything at all.
Devil: Side of snark, anyone? (accompanied by sardonic smile)
Me: One long sigh.
Mime: <zipping lips, rolling eyebrows expressively>
Angel: If you don't want to know the answer, don't ask the question.
Devil: Filter, anyone? (after the damage has already been done)
Me: (wailing) But I thought I really wanted to know!!
Mime: <word vomit> - (reference to "Mean Girls")
Angel: A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush.
Devil: Roast turkey, anyone? (points to overly crisp bird)
Interjection by Me: Especially in the job or true friend categories. not that true friends are jobs, or that jobs are true friends...or that either are turkeys...
Mime: <eats crow>
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